A soft, garment-dyed cotton tee with bold, tongue-in-cheek text: “THE RUMORS ARE TRUE, I’M INSANE.”
The heavyweight knit feels substantial yet broken-in thanks to post-construction dyeing, so the shirt sits comfortably and carries color with a lived-in look. The relaxed fit and tubular construction create clean lines and reduced bulk at the sides, while double-needle stitching keeps the tee durable through repeated wear.
It’s the kind of everyday statement piece you reach for when you want humor and confidence without trying too hard—pairs easily with jeans, a worn jacket, or layered under an open flannel for an offbeat, honest vibe.
Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for lasting comfort - Garment-dyed finish for soft texture and muted color depth - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and tubular (no side seams) construction - Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for durability - Sizes S–4XL available; wide color selection (58 colors)
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
